Jon follows a slightly different Thanksgiving tradition every Fall. He sews his mouth shut.
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Self insertion of a 14 gauge stainless steel needle.
Second hole..
"Curses! Mint flavored dental floss burns!"
Pulling it a liitle too tight.
Still burns.
I have the hardest time tying these knots!
The original Steel Girl (Kim) helps with the final details.
The aftermath...
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