You want us so bad.

Jon follows a slightly different Thanksgiving tradition every Fall. He sews his mouth shut.


Back

Click on a link for a closer look, you sick puppy.

Self insertion of a 14 gauge stainless steel needle.

ouch.

Second hole..

ouch.

"Curses! Mint flavored dental floss burns!"

ouch.

Pulling it a liitle too tight.

ouch.

Still burns.

ouch.

I have the hardest time tying these knots!

ouch.

The original Steel Girl (Kim) helps with the final details.

Kim's actually feeling a little queezy here..

The aftermath...

ewwwwwww.

Offended? Tell us what you think of this page at the Rant Board.