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Introducing the Long-Sleeved Steel Girl Tee!

Need to cover up the old tattoos for that important job interview? This long-sleeved wonder is sure to get you that much deserved White House internship that you've been holding out for all these years while staying in your grandmother's basement and playing D&D. Click the picture for a closer look at the uber-shiny logo! Price: $22.00 Sale Price: $17.00

We at Steel Girl are the proud designers and producers of the highest quality and most fashionable apparel EVER! Our brilliant designers (Kim) are constantly working out creative new logos and ideas (not that we pump them with potentially harmful steriods), so check back often to see just what we will think of next! All logos are professionally screen printed on name brand shirts.

The Official Carotene Experiment Tee Shirt
This design is available in two colors - sanitary white on black or a sultry carotene orange on black. All sizes are currently available! Click the image to see the back of the shirt: "Can eating too many carrots really turn you orange?...." Price: $15.00 Sale Price: $10.00

Sissy Tee Shirt
It'll give you a great excuse to beat someone up when they call you a sissy. This also makes a great tighty girl shirt (Kim prefers the Child/Medium). Price: $15.00

Bathe Hippy Tee Shirt
Each Bathe Hippy Shirt comes with a complimentary bar of Bathe, Hippy hand made soap. This makes a great gift for the hippy who has everything. Price: $15.00

Steel Girl Tee Shirt - Style #1
Help support Steel Girl while sporting this super attractive shirt! This is one of the only shirts we make that doesn't involve the slaughtering of kittens. You like kittens, don't you? Price: $15.00 Sale Price: $10.00

Steel Girl Tee Shirt - Style #2
Start your career as a lady killer off right with this shirt. It'll make her think you have money! It's subtle yet uber-shiny silver logo attracts raccoons and other curious things. The long-sleeved version is currently available for just $2 more (see top of page). Price: $15.00

The long-sleeved version of this shirt is currently available for just $2 more (see top of page).

We will design and/or screen print custom apparel for your business or event. Contact us for details

***********************   DISCLAIMER   **********************

We do not eat babies and do not endorse blatant cannibalism of any kind. However, we think that cannibalism is a funny subject to joke about. If this sort humor eludes you, we suggest that you take it out on something inanimate - not your children, neighbors, church members, clan members, parents, grandparents or us. We are sorry if you have no sense of humor, but please don't try to explain that to us via prank call, mass boycott, email, lawsuit, virus, or anything associated with the negative.
We don't think you should beat people up for calling you a sissy (unless they say it in that condescending voice. Then they deserve it).

We do not attempt to imply that all hippies smell like poo.

We love the illiterate.

We do not imply that anyone who is a white supremacist is a nazi - probably just an ignorant jerk.

Please do not eat our apparel. The ink that we use may cause problems in your tum-tum.

We are not responsible for asphyxiation or strangulation associated with our products.